Tyler embarrassed me a couple times this weekend. While browsing a great new (and very crowded) store in Elk Grove, Home Goods, he declared loudly, "Mama, I fart." Ahh yes. Well at least he didn't say it grammatically correct so hopefully not all of the ten other people in the same aisle as us understood him. Funny thing was, the more I ignored this declaration, the more he felt compelled to repeat it until I acknowledged it. I did my best to change the subject to the horses and cows we saw at the fair, hoping people would think he said something entirely different (although I have no idea what.)
Next stop was Kohl's where I went shopping for a bra, which Tyler pronounces "Rahbay," making me wonder exactly where he's been learning Pig Latin :)
Anyway, when it came time to emerge from the dressing room, Tyler agreed to stay close to me if I let him walk through the lingerie section to the front to make our purchase. All those bras sidetracked him though. I turned around to tell him to stay close to me just in time to see him removing a bra from the rack, lift up his shirt, and placing the bra on his naked chest. Horrified, I tried to quickly get him to put his shirt down and put the bra back. Too late, these teenagers across the aisle saw the whole thing and were cracking up, and as we walked quickly to the front of the store, I noticed a couple other women snickering too. It was funny as heck but oh so embarrassing.
